I HATE Urban Dictionary!
Every fantastical word concoction we've come up with has already been covered over there and associated with vile unspeakable things.
Except ANOREXICAN. That one is all MINE.
Anyway, for the past couple years we've employed a catch-all phrase when something smells rotten in Denmark.
By combining the lovely Irishness of the word malarkey with the majestic agricultural beauty of the profane bullsh*t we've unleashed a new hybrid known as BULLARKEY!
BULLARKEY can help you with all your ranting, raving, and appropriate Mormon-styled cussing needs.
BULLARKEY may even assist in you finding fame and fortune as you introduce it among your friends and families and see it spread like a wildfire that can only be triggered by a stack of New Slang Dictionaries set aflame by a professor wearing a coat with velvet elbow patches carelessly puffing away on his pipe.
Then one day you'll be immortalized as the founder, creator, and proprietor of one of the most widely used words in the English language.......BULLARKEY!